Everybody wonders what the anesthetists do while the patient is asleep,
everybody wonders what we do for 3 hours while that machine goes beep;
everybody reckons we drink coffee & we gossip & we are generally subversive,
everybody reckons we do crosswords & sudoku & we chat with all the nurses.
Do you really think that 's all we do ? Oh let me tell you now it isn't true.
(Be)Cause we sometimes check the screen , and every now & then we write stuffs, and if we have to intervene, we inject a bit of white stuff,
And we often do alter the light or the height of the bed, or fiddle with the radio, change the CD,
We even check the patient occasionally.
After they move, turn up the vapor, and let me go back to reading the paper,
Everybody think we just sit and listen to the beep .
Once upon a time , I took pride in my job, now I think it is time to depart, 'cos I just sit here everyday and listen to the beep of the heart.........作者: 梨花客栈 时间: 2010-2-28 21:00
确实搞笑！
手术还可以喝水看报，强！
嘿嘿，如此麻醉恐怕没人敢手术！作者: shenxiu2 时间: 2010-2-28 21:14 本帖最后由 shenxiu2 于 2011-4-27 19:36 编辑